Moi

Five things you could say to people right now:
1. Love is the answer. I don’t have the question.
2. Dear Santa, I want:
a) a bungee jumping cord that won’t break b) a metabolism that doesn’t give away my habits
c) someone to seriously take politicians (in power and the ones in corporate houses and around us) to task
d) a buoyant economy when we pass out
e) to be able to be you someday in some measure

3. Listen. Open the door. Walk on the outer side of the kerb. Speak softly. Say ‘thank you’. Pass the salt.

4. Wait.

5. If we all liked each other equally, I’d be dead by now.

6. How about a ‘thank you’? Not a lunch, beer, or a DVD or some such perishable. Just a thank you, you piece of shit?

5 ways to win your heart:
1. Keep me interested. Write a book I won’t forget or make a meal I’ll talk about.

2. Prove to me that the product of beauty and brains is not a constant.
3. Improvise. Surprise. And be game for a mutual turn.
4. Respect is non-negotiable two-way traffic.
5. Be around when I’m close to the ground.

Seven things that cross your mind a lot

1. It could have been better.

2. It could have been worse.

3. Every man is an island.

4. How do they do it? How are they like that?

5. Why wasn’t I born in the forties (so I could be in my twenties when Woodstock 69 happened) Why am I not Jack Nicholson?
6. The possibilities in five years.
7. 9 to 5 isn’t it.

Four turn-ons.
Depth, words, beauty, intellect.

Three things you want to do before you die:

1. See the world, make the world see me.
2. Be of some good to very many.
3. Live life many times over and have the power not to let it affect me.

One confession:

Drinks don't affect me, so ot's never coming. Haha